A:"Nqosi" is a derivation of an Egyptian word which means "ruler" or "one who rules." This name was chosen to symbolize the fluid nature of rules in modern communication. Rules are important, and should be mastered. But sometimes, in order to break through the clutter, you have to break a few rules. Do that enough times, and you end up making new rules. What results can be dramatic, comedic, absurd, even beautiful. If you learn to live this way, you'll occasionally fail, and sometimes you'll fail spectacularly. But you'll stand out from the crowd in the process.

This is the meaning behind our slogan:
Change the rules and be noticed.

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A: Because words have aesthetic qualities to them, and I like the q better. Plus, this domain was easier to register. I hate really long domain names. It was either this or HiMyNameIsJelaniAndThisIsMyWebsite.com.

A: You'd have to ask my wife. She's the only one who has enough experience with all of my talents to answer this question definitively. You can check her out here, or find her on Facebook. But if you want real answers, be prepared to negotiate with chocolate.

A: Hit up the "Contact" form and send me a description of your event. Be as specific as possible, including information about the venue, the estimated number of attendees, and any relevant themes. I will contact with you with some quotes, and from there we can find a solution that will work for you, your event, and your budget.

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A: You should always exercise discernment when you're reading stuff on the internet, even stuff on my blog. What you probably read was a work of satire, which I do from time to time. So no... Canton Jones really isn't marketing Christian rims, and Mary Mary isn't really looking for a third singer. But if I made you think, then I've done my job as a satirist and blogger.